"Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said all you need is to write them a song.
Now, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along.
No, don’t sing along.”
i like how “blushes quietly” is a thing thats used in fanfiction. please imagine someone blushing loudly. someone blushes loudly and someone next door yells “CAN YOU BLUSH QUIETER”
The highlight of my day
Thank you, Santa.
Always reblog the defining gif of Doctor Who
did ancient Romans call their best friends “romies” like homies because if not then I am severely disappointed in them
if pretty sure they didn’t
well now we know why the Roman Empire failed